Phrase most often uttered by my friend and I this week:
“I’m not saying I’m going to kill you. I’m just saying you’re going to be dead at the end of the day.”
We also spend most of our time together talking in New York Jewish accents. Like we’re on “Coffe Talk.”
I am enjoying this week.
Filed under personal hey i live in maine now okay only until july but whatever it's awesome i like maine
rubyvroom:
lord-kitschener:
gothiccharmschool:
Faux pockets are an abomination. If you’re going to bother putting pocket flaps on something, add the G-d damn pockets.
No love,
Jilli
And make the pockets deeper, you soulless bastards.
There is a special place in hell for people who make those little mini-pockets, the ones that are like an inch deep and won’t hold anything and I forget that EVERY TIME and try to jam my hand in there anyway.
(via brokenhouse)
Filed under my insulin pump falls out of my damn pockets all the damn time but i can't wear mens pants like brokenhouse suggests because i am trying to teach in a state that believes in antiquated gender roles and i need a fucking job fuck everyone wow this got angry quick sorry
bad-dominicana:
cynique:
What’s that, article?
http://digitalcommons.wcl.american.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1234&context=jgspl
You say Iranian women are forced into submission by oppressive Muslim rule? You hold an Orientalist view that Middle Eastern women are forced to live in the home, being oppressed by wearing the veil/hijab/burka while churning out babies and being beaten by their husbands or honor killed by their male family?
I’m sorry, I didn’t hear you over our massive Iranian female police force armed with sub-machine guns, scaling walls, wielding swords, and shooting out of car windows.
oh my god
they’re all badasses
/RESPECT
yuuussssssssssss
This is fucking awesome. There is no way I could climb those ropes. Especially not in all that cloth. Fucking impressive.
(Source: wahnwitzig, via brokenhouse)
brokenhouse:
deliciouskaek:
queennubian:
buttahlove:
mandysloan:
This works well. Mix one boxed cake mix and one can of soda…any kind of either and bake at 350˚ for 18-24 minutes or until a toothpick comes out clean. That is it. Don’t add egg, oil, water or milk…just cake mix and soda. So easy! I did chocolate with diet coke a few weeks ago and it was yummy. I also did a white cake mix with sprite and it was good as well. I can’t wait to try some more combos!
Yo. Don’t fucks with me. I don’t even drink soda, however I love simplicity. *googles to investigate further*
::calls Momma Nubian to further investigate:::
Reader’s Digest and instructables.com confirm. anyone else?
because now i want to bake a cake…
wuttt
what is in soda, mane?
i want to try this so much. Ooh, I currently live in a place where blueberry soda is easily available… Life is good.
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